He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize