i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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