Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
