Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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