I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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