he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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