Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
you had me at cake vodka
I just blew my weed a kiss
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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