the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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