No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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