Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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