My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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