Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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