I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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