And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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