I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
