you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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