doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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