Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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