my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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