you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish i was in the wii world.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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