People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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