I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Randomize