my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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