I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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