I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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