Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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