Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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