Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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