bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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