Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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