My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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