Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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