oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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