Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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