Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
why is half of my head shaved?
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