I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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