I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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