I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Randomize
