belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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