Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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