Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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