in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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