THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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