Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Randomize