I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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