I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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