yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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