Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
