My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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