Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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