i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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