I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
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