Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Randomize
