just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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