the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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