I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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