And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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