He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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